New Strategy!

I finally figured out Mario Diaz-Balart's weakness.

Pork!

I'm going to run against him using the premise that the 25th district (that I don't even live in) isn't getting its fair share of the other white meat.

More pork for the 25th district! That'll be my motto. Earmark reform, my ass.

It works so well too. Cubans may hate Charles Rangel, but they LOVE them some motherfucking pork. And I'm just the man to give it to them.

Joe Garcia Democrat Congress Mario Diaz-Balart 25th District