What a hangover!

Wow, that Charles Rangel sure can put the booze away. I had trouble keeping up with him last night. Between all the Cuba Libres (Ha!) and those Cuban stogies I've got a throbbing headache. And it takes a lot of advil to take care of my huge melon. Anyway, I pocketed a nice sum for the campaign and the abortion salesman, Victor Kovner, is happy. He's a guy I should be able to tap into again. I never knew there was so much money in killing babies.

Joe Garcia Democrat for congress vs. Mario Diaz-Balart in Florida's 25th district.

The big day!

Well it's the big day of my fund raiser with Charles "I love Fidel" Rangel and Victor "No fetus can beat us" Kovner. Can't wait. We'll rack up the big bucks here in the big apple. A few hundred thousand bucks buys a lot of Jheri Curl. They don't call me Joedilocks for nothin'.

Wish me luck!

Joe Garcia Democrat for Congress vs. Mario Diaz-Balart in Florida's 25th district.

Bamboozled

I got suckered into buying a table at a breakfast given by something called the Christian Family Coalition. Of course I didn't go. Who wants to hear a bunch of religious wingnuts talk about free speech? I have better things to do like practice my speech for the fund raiser on Monday night. I mean it's much more important to get in the good graces of "Uncle Charlie" Rangel and that abortion salesman, Victor Kovner who's hosting the thing.

Plus I have to go to the salon to had my curls activated.

Joe Garcia Democrat Congress Mario Diaz-Balart 25th District