Goddamn Bloggers

In addition to not finding any fellow Belen alums to back me up on the Rangel fiasco, now some fuckhead blogger is recruiting OTHER Belen alumni to sign the letter condemning my fundraiser ex post facto. That's bullshit!

Memo to self: Talk to campaign staff to create a dozen blogs in support of my candidacy. That ought to do it.

Joe Garcia Democrat Congress Mario Diaz-Balart 25th District

Rats!

No go on finding Belen alums to back me up on the Rangel fund raiser. Even my friends are repulsed by the idea of chumming around with Uncle Charlie.

Idea!

Press conference time. I'll play a game of six degrees of separation in which I'll link the Diaz-Balarts to donors that work for corporations who have foreign subsidiaries that do some business with Cuba. That should do it.

I'm also gonna get on my high horse and say that it's all about the 25th district. Hopefully nobody will realize that I live in Miami Beach, in the 20th district. Fingers crossed.

I gotta call Putney to see if he'll give me a few minutes to defend myself.

Joe Garcia Democrat Congress Mario Diaz-Balart 25th District

Bastards!

A group of alumni from Belen, my alma mater, have written an open letter to me about the Charlie Rangel thing and the Herald is asking me about it. I can't believe those backstabbing pricks. Don't they see that they are ruining MY CHANCE to be someone?

All they say is "Fidel, Rangel blah blah blah!" I'm sick of it. I need Charlie Rangel. I'm not backing down. Nobody gives a shit about Cuba anymore anyway. At least not in the 25th district.

We're three days into this scandal there's no sign of it going away. And the fund raiser is still a couple of weeks away.

I know what I'll do, I'll put together a list of Belen alums that support me. That'll show 'em.

Joe Garcia Democrat Congress Mario Diaz-Balart 25th District