Fucking Sweet!

I picked up my first newspaper endorsement today. Sure, it's only that weekly rag, The Miami New Times, but an endorsement is an endorsement. And they called me "ballsy". I love that. I'll have to draft a resolution praising the Miami New Times once I'm a powerful congressman and stuff. Luckily they didn't look too deeply into my past at CANF. I really did a number on that organization. The best thing about the whole endorsement is the fact that I've never won an election in my life and they say I'm the best politician of the year. Like I said, FUCKING SWEET!

Joe Garcia Democrat for Congress, running against Mario Diaz-Balart in Florida's 25th Congressional district. Sweet!