Republican Bastards

These fucking pricks are ruining everything, all the plans I laid out. Take a look at this bullshit:

These assholes keep saying that Fidel wants us to win. I oughta sue every last one of those motherfucking photoshop jockeys. Everything was going great in my little plan to take the Cuba issue off the table in the next election. Even if I (or the two stooges I hand selected) didn't get elected , we'd bring some votes to my man Obama. How the fuck am I supposed to get a patronage job if Obama doesn't win Florida? Botellas don't come easy, you have to do some work to get them.

Joe Garcia, Democrat for Congress vs. Mario Diaz-Balart in Florida's 25th congressional district.